Last night Mike and I played an awful joke on Skitzo. We
told him that we were enrolling him in nursing school at Research College of
Nursing. This news upset him so much that he actually pooped himself right
there on the kitchen floor.
Poor guy! We thought that after all I have been through with
the school, he would have known that we were just kidding. But obviously he
took us seriously, and a temporary loss of bowel control occurred.
Lesson of the day: Don’t even joke about sending someone you love to Research
College of Nursing. It’s not funny, and you might get stuck with a huge mess on