~ If I can drive around with the parking brake on and not
even notice it, is it really doing any good when I am parked on a hill?
~ Women take twice as long to pull out of a parking spot
when they see another driver waiting for them. Do they really need to fix their
makeup before they drive home from the grocery store? Couldn’t they just pull
to the back of the parking lot to do that?
~ When you are stuck behind an extremely slow driver, they
will always hit the light right as it is turning yellow and go through, leaving
you stuck with the red.
~ Navy blue scrubs are cat hair magnets.
~ You never realize how often you use a certain muscle (or
that you even had it) until it is sore.
~ I guess mace is not considered a weapon because I accidentally
had it in my purse during my last flight.
~ It is extremely amusing to watch a teenager who has his
pants sagging to his knees as he tries to run. It somehow reminds me of a
penguin waddling around.