Have you ever wondered what happens to the Keebler Elves after they have eaten too many cookies and no longer fit in their tree house? Well, I figured it out today. They start working for a company called TortureRUs. What do they do for this company? They write test questions used on the health management exams at my college. This explains where my tuition money is going, because it clearly is not going towards clinical supplies or intelligent faculty (with a few exceptions). You are probably asking yourself, "What do the Keebler Elves know about nursing?" Very good question. They know nothing about nursing or about writing exams. This all might sound a little far-fetched, but it is the only logical explanation I can come up with for some of the idiotic questions we had on our exam today. Somebody please put these elves on a diet so they can go back to making cookies!!