I had a really difficult time keeping my patient awake long enough to get anything done. When I gave him his pills to take, he was about to put them in his mouth when all of the sudden he started snoring. I shook his shoulder to keep him awake, and he opened his eyes and actually managed to get a complete sentence out, "What’s your problem, you PMSing?" Before I could come up with a clever reply, he was already snoring again. Patients… gotta love them, right?