If a constipated patient comes into the hospital to have his impaction removed and he has been in the bathroom for a long time, politely smile and walk away quickly when he comes out of the bathroom (without flushing) and says, "Wow, you have to come check this out!"
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LOL Ewwwwww!!
Make sure you put on the infectious disease gear before you walk in there.
Sue
the things you will go and look at just so you can document it later!!!
you should have seen the necrotic foot i dressed tonight!
ewwww!
Yah, my dear hubby USED to pull that on me…I know better now!! Now I wait to hear the flush before entering to see what he wants.
Carrie
Hahahhaha! Good One!